Wednesday, December 29, 2021

Left-outs and left-overs

In the middle of an extended long weekend, the few of us who couldn't find anything better to do gathered at John Scott Park for a Boxing Day recovery walk/run and topped up our already-brimming stomachs with leftovers.

George and Pablo negotiate a water hazard on the walk:

And - as is traditional for this post-Christmas post - here are a few Christmas cracker cracks for your delectation:

Q: What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?

A: He got 25 days!

Q: What did Santa say to the smoker?

A: Please don't smoke, it's bad for my elf!

Q: What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

Q: What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?

A: Stick with me and we'll go places!

Q: What happened to Father Christmas when he went speed dating?

A: He pulled a cracker!

Q: How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 6oz when he was born?

A: They had a weigh in a manger!

See you next year, when our New Year hares Le W*nk and Lax are promising something really special!

Next run/walk details

When: Sunday 2nd January at 5 pm

Where: Dr. Valentine Mcdowall Park, Corner Devito Place and Streisand Drive, McDowall. A map!

Hares: Lax and Le W*nk

PLEASE BRING CHAIRS!

On, on!