Thursday, September 27, 2012

50 Shades of Grey:

a novel which Redbreast maintains every man should read. None of those at this Sunday's run had - but perhaps we'll start to pass around Le W*nk's copy. Then look out for rope-burn marks on the wrists and ankles of the female members of Samford Hash....

 Our hares had set a scenic run, taking in some unfamiliar territory around the Boodall Entertainment Centre. Here's a bit of a route summary:

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 A great meal, too - thanks, hares!

 We're off to the seaside again this coming weekend....

Next run details
When: Sunday 30th September
Where: Crockatt Park, cnr Hornibrook Esplanade and Oxley Avenue, Woody Point UBD 91 N18
Hare: Topless

Monday, September 17, 2012

AWOL


Le W*nk led two visiting German runners astray during our city excursion this Sunday.  They went AWOL halfway through the run - trainspotting at Roma Street, evidently, and then scattering the shoppers down the length of  Queen Street.  We spent some time searching for them before giving up.  The worry was not that the tourists were relatively new to Brisbane, but that they were relying on Le W*nk to get them home....

The walkers also strayed a bit from The Way.  They were talking as usual and so missed a (clearly marked) turn near the start.  And they were halfway to Bulimba before someone noticed they'd run out of arrows.  Specs, anyone?

It was good to welcome back Jamesbondage and Redbreast, who had some great travellers' tales to relate.  Contrary to expectations, they saw 2 dalmation dogs in Dalmatia!  They stayed in one of the world's top 5 hotels in Venice!  But Jamesbondage must be getting old - he was finding it difficult to down more than 6 or 7 one-litre steins per sitting in Germany....

Next run details
When: Sunday 23rd September, 4 pm
Where: Kumo's kennel in the Boondall area
Hares: Hardcore, Big Top and Urass

(If you need directions to this run, please email or call us.)

On, on!

Monday, September 10, 2012

Same same but different

We met at the usual place on Clear Mountain Road, but B&W had something completely different in store for us.  Wonder how hard it'll be to sell the new acreage blocks we explored?  And how you'd get a driveway up to some of the house sites?

Moshi-moshi and Hardcore powered up the hills, leaving us old hashers gasping in their wake.  But the views from the top were certainly worth the effort.  Thanks to our hares - great spaghetti, too!

Miss Demeanour was obviously envious of those who made it into the A-list of injuries last week, so she deliberately broke her toe this week - and we'd forgotten to list Trudi Fruti's appendectomy a couple of weeks back...sorry!

Here's the newest walker in the extended Samford Hash family - amongst other things, he's Spielberg's son and Vegemite's nephew:


You're invited to an out-of-the-valley experience next Sunday.

Next run details
When: Sunday 16th September, 4 pm
Where: Captain Burke Park, under the Story Bridge
Hares: Haughty and Culture (proud grandparents of the new walker)

On, on!

Monday, September 3, 2012

Dad jokes

No-one laughed at the Dad joke that Haughty delivered during the circle. But there was plenty to laugh at as the braver members of Samford Hash demonstrated their skills(?) at table tennis following the run/walk.   Photobucket

Miss Demeanour demonstrated her undoubted skills as a curry maker - and nobody was put off their tucker by various members showing off their injuries.

Culture's broken rib:

Cash Converta's swollen knee:

Superhacker's waxing mishap (location indicated)

Leave Pass's friction injury (not sure of the cause):

The Tight Jocks Award for Fathers' Day 2012 went to our revered GM Payback - the man who announced to the press recently that he enjoyed embarrassing his children (what else are dads for?) and looked forward to embarrassing his grandchildren.  Here's something to start off with:


Another flaaat Clear Mountain run this coming Sunday!

Next run details
When: Sunday 9th September, 4 pm
Hares: B&W and Trudi Fruti

On, on!