Le W*nk's chooks are very much free range animals - as we found out on a quick loop past the old homestead. The walkers behaved rather like free range animals as well, refusing to follow the trail around the State Forest Park on the way home.
Mind you, there were a couple of "minimal flour" points where the runners would also have been like headless chooks if the hare hadn't been with us to point out minute traces of white.
It was chook again at the on, on where we feasted on some toothsome chicken burgers.
Here are a few answers to that age-old question of why the chicken crossed the road:
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
RONALD REAGAN: I forget.
JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?
EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
ANDERSEN CONSULTING: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful.
COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?
Next run details
When: Sunday 29 April, 4 pm
Where: Burton Lane Park, Burton Lane, Samford. A map!
Hares: Two no-names
On, on!
