Virgin hares triumph!

After a couple of lean weeks, it was great to see 28 of us turn up for Miss Fit and Gastrick's first run. They did an outstanding job, setting a really enjoyable run/walk through Bardon and its environs, and putting on a magnificent, meal - including some extremely more-ish cookies for dessert. The runners were temporarily diverted by some baffling counterfeit trail markings - presumably drawn by local delinquent kids - but once we got past these the trail was clear, well-marked, varied and interesting. Well done, virgin hares!

This was, of course, our 2014 Fathers' Day run, and hence marked by the conferring of the annual Tight Jocks Award. The Tight Jocks are designed to prevent the wearer from ever fathering again. For this reason, we generally feel that we are doing our bit for the public good by awarding them. And this year we are feeling especially virtuous in this respect.

Le W*nk, our 2014 Father of the Year:

And - for those with especially strong stomachs - a close-up look:

Now - a warning for those who are not biological fathers: you are not immune from having to don this venerable garment, adorned with the Family Jewels and decorated with sundry skidmarks. Many blokes addressed as "Father" don't have biological children (at least, that's what the Catholic Church maintains.) So anyone who exhibits fatherly behaviour runs the risk of becoming a future recipient. Watch it!

Superhacker took this shot of some of the walkers going down on part of the route (not that joke again, thanks):

And here's a shot of our virgin hares enjoying (?) their celebratory down, down:

Next run details

When: Sunday 14th September, 4 pm

Where: Le W*nks Mitchelton mansion

Hare: Le W*nk, assisted by Amazing

(If you need directions to this run, please email us.)

On, on!