Leave Pass's Mystery Spice Tour

Tradition dictates that, whenever the Hash meet at the LeavePass Love palace, the skies will open and wash away all the hare's carefully laid trail. And this week was no exception. 

As we honoured another tradition.. (waiting for Shock Jock and Miss-demeanor and family to arrive) Le W*nk distributed umbrellas and LeavePass talked us through the walk/run. His insecurity about the permanence of his markings had finally driven him sacrifice a page from his Refidex on which he had scrawled the route in red, in an attempt to quell the tide of complaints.

Contrary to expectations the trail was well marked with thick blue arrows. It took us through some new territory of Upper Kedron and we got value for money when we were treated to a river crossing. Back at the five bedroom bachelor pad. Leave Pass served a choice of Mother Aldi's Best Lasagne or Home made Rogan Josh. 

Leave Pass and Heimi then had to field questions about what a pair of bachelors did with so many spare bedrooms. Somehow the heady aroma of curry, and the thoughts of polygamous emperors and stately mausoleums transported us to the banks of the Yamuna River in the Indian city of Agra where we were treated to this apparition.

And then brought back to earth by what appears to be a  sample of shameless 10-to-the-bed slap and tickle Hash holiday behaviour. But we could've been misinterpreting it. Remember guys, what goes on tour stays on tour.

Meanwhile back at base camp things were also getting frisky when a seemingly innocent discussion between the runners descended into a depraved evaluation of shock jock's hot nuts.

During the hash circle we welcomed a visitor from Scotland and there were two really quite innocent PG rated jokes the likes of which we haven't heard since father's day 2012

Next run details 

When: Sunday  29th November, 5 pm

Where: Le W*nk's heritage homestead (email us for details)

Hare: Le W*nk

Blessed are the Quiche-Makers

At 5.03pm four Poms lolled around moaning about the weather. Gastrick, LeavePass, Escargot  and Superhacker  having apparently forgotten their roots anxiously scanned the BOM radar and asked themselves if it was worth soaking their Smartphones/New trainers/Dogs for

... Just then the Shock-Demeanors arrived (doubling our numbers) with all manner of excuses about flat tyres and teenage parties ... Two of them were on bikes.  There was a minor leadership tussle between LeavePass and Escargot about whether the fickle hand of fate should take us clockwise or anti clockwise around Samford. Escargot won the majority vote and the walkers headed out of town toward the Samford Parklands Trail 

The feared rain held off and an hour later we found ourselves back at John Scott Park where, as has happened at least once before, pot luck served up a carb-fest. In fact it was a quiche-off. Thankfully:

(1) All the real men were absent this week
(2) MissFit had sent us some Banana Cake for pudding

ShockJock's pièce de résistance

,,,and in tribute to Monty Python...

Next run details 

When: Sunday  22nd November, 5 pm

Where: Leave Pass's palace in Upper Kedron (contact us for details)

Hare: Leave Pass