We then moved on to the serious business of the Tight Jocks award. All three fathers present (Charcoal, Payback and EweShaggr) claimed to be past recipients. There followed a trip down memory lane..
Whilst the Tight Jocks Jury were deep in deliberations, it emerged that the unthinkable had happened. Having not been washed for almost a decade the Tight Jocks had finally got up and walked off unaided. This had left Payback, the most recent recipient, faced with the task of finding a replacement at short notice.
We each caught our breath and took a moment to assess this new garment. It can only be described as a pair of "Loose Jocks" which appear to have a lusty foregrowth of festive green mould. Payback claims that he has never worn them, and is unable to explain the array of skidmarks in evidence.
This year's winner has been decided, and the result is being kept under lock and key to retain the necessary mystique until he is present to receive them in person.
In the meantime, don't forget to vote, keep the dad moments to a minimum, and see you next week..
Next run details
When: Sunday 8th September, 4 pm
Where: Ironbark Gully picnic area
Hares: M. Promptu will set the run; catering by Potluck (please bring something to share).
On, on!