Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Pot Luck Potter

About fifteen of us turned up on Sunday to submit to the fickle hand of fate at Ironbark Gully. It soon became apparent that a natural leader had emerged, and it was, in fact, the fickle hand of Le W*nk that was guiding us.  He announced that there were no real  runners this week since Payback had a bad case of man flu and Shockjock had sprained his pinky. Shockjock arrived moments later on a bicycle.

We set off on a classic Ironbark walk - up and then down again, with a hold check near the top to watch Shockjock do some Evel Knievel stunts on his soft tail.

Pot luck once again provided a multicultural feast including Pear pecan and blue cheese salad, Pastizzi, Fried rice, Profiteroles, Nachos, Ice blocks and a fruit plate.




Special thanks to Cashconverta and Payback who rose from their sick beds to bring us the bucket and a yummy food contribution.

A hushed silence accompanied the formal  award ceremony of this year's "Tight Jocks Award"  with Banger taking title of the gorgeous stand-in garment.




















Make an Offer was heard to mutter something along the lines of she hadn't been so aroused/embarassed/inspired (delete as applicable) since she saw Banger in a blonde wig at Christmas in July. Which brought on a blonde joke..

A blonde walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?"

"Sorry, this is a library."

So the blonde whispers, "Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?"



And here's another from the archives.

A blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair dyed so she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.

After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,


"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"

She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,

"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"

The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.

The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"






In other news we heard this week that Kermit is back from working on a project in the Solomon Islands. Welcome back Kermit!


Next run details
When: Sunday 15th September, 4 pm
Where: Le W*nk's Mitchelton manor house
Hare: Le W*nk

(If you need directions to this run, please email or call us)

On, on!